Who says I can’t get stoned?
　　Turn off the lights and the telephone
　　Me and my house alone
　　Who says I can’t get stoned?
　　
　　Who says I can’t be free?
　　From all of the things that I used to be
　　Re-write my history
　　Who says I can’t be free?
　　
　　It’s been a long night in New York City
　　It’s been a long night in Baton Rouge
　　I don’t remember you looking any better
　　But then again I don’t remember you
　　
　　Who says I can’t get stoned?
　　Call up a girl that I used to know
　　Fake love for an hour or so
　　Who says I can’t get stoned?
　　
　　Who says I can’t take time?
　　Meet all the girls on the county line
　　Then wait on fate to send a sign
　　Who says I can’t take time?
　　
　　It’s been a long night in New York City
　　It’s been a long night in Austin too
　　I don’t remember you looking any better
　　But then again I don’t remember you
　　
　　Who says I can’t get stoned?
　　Plan a trip to Japan alone
　　Doesn’t matter if I even go
　　Who says I can’t get stoned?
　　
　　It’s been a long night in New York City
　　It’s been a long time since 22
　　I don’t remember you looking any better
　　But then again I don’t remember you